 {"id":209,"date":"2007-04-27T00:01:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T04:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=209"},"modified":"2007-04-30T07:37:55","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T11:37:55","slug":"a-chip-and-a-mini-putt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"A Chip and a Mini-Putt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If you are travelling down Highway 2<\/strong> just east of <a href=\"http:\/\/brockville.com\">Brockville<\/a>, you need to make a decision.  You could just keep on driving and soon be in <strong>Maitland<\/strong> &#8211; or you can do a U-ey in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.c360.ca\/brockville\/palings\/\">Paling&#8217;s Family Fun Centre<\/a> parking lot then pull into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/group.php?gid=2361095608\">Madison Avenue Fries<\/a> (the sign still has their previous name of <em>&#8220;Grace N Maddies Fish N Chips&#8221;.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be glad that you did. Because not only will you find the freshest, sexiest chips in the immediate <strong>BrockVlog<\/strong> vacinity &#8211; you&#8217;ll likely bump into two rather &#8216;distinct&#8217; fellows while you&#8217;re there.  <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>My wife says I&#8217;m always stretching the truth, but it&#8217;s 7 inches long.<\/h2>\n<p>Danny Alkerton, owner of Madison Avenue Fries<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Raging <strong>Rock Brockvlog<\/strong>, back from, ahem, <a href=\"http:\/\/ericmckenzie.com\">holidays<\/a> &#8211; makes friends with chip wagon owner <strong>Danny Alkerton<\/strong>.  It&#8217;s an odd attraction, but sparks do fly and a frank and open conversation regarding potatoes and weiners will catch you chewing with your mouth open.<\/p>\n<p>And just when the hoppla was dying down about the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/6583067.stm\">Sheryl Crow toilet paper comments<\/a> &#8211; the Invincible <strong>Vince Brockvlog<\/strong> shows you exactly just how you really can use just one sheet of T.P. per function. <strong>Warning:<\/strong> may offend the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cottonelle.com\/\">Cottenelle Crowd!<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p><div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-209-1\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/vlogs\/2007\/070427.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/vlogs\/2007\/070427.mp4\">https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/vlogs\/2007\/070427.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div><\/strong><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are travelling down Highway 2 just east of Brockville, you need to make a decision. You could just keep on driving and soon be in Maitland &#8211; or you can do a U-ey in the Paling&#8217;s Family Fun Centre parking lot then pull into Madison Avenue Fries (the sign still has their previous &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=209\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Chip and a Mini-Putt&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}