{"id":150,"date":"2006-06-21T20:33:49","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T00:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=150"},"modified":"2006-06-21T20:33:49","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T00:33:49","slug":"the-long-and-the-short-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"The Long and the Short Of It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Rock of Ages, shave for me<\/em>&#8230; Aging,&#8230; I mean Raging <strong>Rock Brockvlog<\/strong> tosses out a challenge to the viewers.  Spread the gospel according to <strong>BrockVlog<\/strong> and maybe he meets with a razor.  Interesting, indeed!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Principal Kirkland<\/strong>, we can rebuild it.  For about a million dollars.  We&#8217;ll need a few guys with shovels, some tractors and, of course, a nice blue porta-potty.  Sexy <strong>Lance Brockvlog<\/strong> gives the construction site a wolf whistle today and shows us just what we&#8217;re getting for our money.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>We can have more quality workouts<\/h2>\n<p> &#8211; T.I.S.S. track star<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><div style=\"width: 525px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-150-1\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/flash\/210606.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/flash\/210606.mp4\">https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/flash\/210606.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div><br \/>\nIf you can&#8217;t see the video &#8211; you need <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/shockwave\/download\/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&#038;promoid=BIOW\"> Flash Player 8 <\/a><br \/>\nView the Quicktime version &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/brockvlog.com\/vlogs\/210606.mp4\">click here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rock of Ages, shave for me&#8230; Aging,&#8230; I mean Raging Rock Brockvlog tosses out a challenge to the viewers. Spread the gospel according to BrockVlog and maybe he meets with a razor. Interesting, indeed! Principal Kirkland, we can rebuild it. For about a million dollars. We&#8217;ll need a few guys with shovels, some tractors and, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/?p=150\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Long and the Short Of It&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brockvlog.com\/bvlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}