It’s getting so you can’t even take your gaggle of geese down to Armah Sifton Price Park anymore without everyone getting excited about the shit you leave behind. Raging Rock Brockvlog goes down to beautiful Blockhouse Island to stir the pot.
I pick up my poop!
– Indignant woman
So we’re long on poop, and short on scoop. You can’t beat ’em and you can’t shoot ’em. What can we do with the geese, seagulls and the rest of the defecators?